Neil

Neil the Cloaked Alchemist is an NPC vendor that will spawn once the following conditions have been met:
 * There is an empty house.
 * Abaddon has been defeated in Expert Mode.

When threatened by enemies, he will defend himself with Accursed Molotovs.

Trade Items
As opposed to having a normal shop, Neil instead trades items with the player in a special UI. Neil's current trade is randomized at the start of the day, and he gets a new trade every time the player trades with him.

Erosion Status
After defeating Abaddon, Araghur and The Lost Siblings, Neil can tell the player where an eroded enemy will spawn that day.

Names

 * Neil is the only name this Town NPC can have.

Quotes

 * "Shrooms? Shrooooooooooms. Shrooooooooooooooooooooooooms." (Only if in a Glowing Mushroom biome)
 * "You now breathe manually, also your nose just floated away"
 * "How high am I? Uh, 6 foot I think"
 * "Tell that talking rock behind you to shut up"
 * "Ever seen giant red-eyed cyborg chickens around here? Good, thank me for that"
 * "Is it liz-ack-hurd or.. lih-zak-ard?"
 * "despaircito"
 * "You probably wonder what I do with all these ingredients huh? Well, I am not sure myself"
 * "I am not sure if I am hallucinating or not, but earlier I saw some flying eyeballs outside, right after saying hi to the rocket-powered icecream man with oversized jeans"
 * "Hey man there's an uhh.... hand on your shoulder"
 * "Ya might think us demons have a hard time with doors, but... dude, that ain't true. Don't believe their lies."
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 * "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the stegosaurus"
 * "Since when do you have 20 eyes and 7 mouths? Get that fixed."
 * "New potion who dis"
 * "GAAAA ZING PEW PEW POW BAM BAM BOOM AAAAAAAHHHHH- oh hi."
 * "Am I a number of the alphabet? Are YOU a number of the alphabet?! ARE WE ALL NUMBERS OF THE ALPHABET?!?!?!?"
 * "h. hhhh. hhhhhhh. hhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * "They call me the drug machine- No they don't stop lying"
 * "I have seven tongues in the back of my head."
 * "Yeah I am currently on a heavy dosage of wednesdays"
 * "I studied alchemy in the highest academy on Syrus, so I can get a drink whenever I feel like it."
 * "No I am not high, you are high! How did you even get into my room?"
 * "THE LIGHT, IT BURNS, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
 * "My hair? Oh yeah it's a scythe. I saw it work in an anime once."
 * "F to my mans hair noodle cherry boi"
 * "*Poses menacingly*"
 * "Hey so uuuuuuuuuhhhhh the funny nightmare man is making people have goodn't dreams again"
 * "No I don't have a war face stop screaming at me"